Part of John McCain falls off

This afternoon a piece of John McCain's face fell off. McCain's staffers were quick to say that this is nothing new and that it happens once every three months or so. They went on to say that the public shouldn't worry as "there is plenty of him to go around." Later, when asked about the long-term implications of McCain's health issues, a staffer said, "you should have seen the final years of Reagan. He was all duct tape and Testor's model glue yet those were some of the best years that country has seen in decades."