This morning I created a new word, "shittensity." Shittensity is the amount of pressure (measured in PAI -- pounds per anal inch) placed upon the lower GI. Used in a sentence: Last night I made a run for the border, and then I made a run for the bathroom. The shittensity was so bad that I crapped in my neighbor's mailbox.
I am certain that good buddy CTKROD can write a word or two about shittensity now that he is taking Colonix. I am really upset that there is not an actual Dr. Natura. I was set to change primary care physicians.
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