Lately the old fuck has been taking every opportunity to bash the 1985 Bears, the 2006 Bears, the state of Alabama, the University of Alabama, Nick Saban, and Weight Watchers. I am totally going to blame Nutrisystem for this development.
Ever since Dan Marino lost 22 lbs and got his nickname of "skinny," the leathery bag of decaying skin has been busy trying to lose weight. Namely by not eating at his own steak house. Hey Don, have a steak and smile once a decade you creepy old bastard.
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