Last night I was lazy. I was also hungy. I got in my car and drove about a mile to a strip mall where I had a choice of Max & Erma's, Le Peep, a sketchy looking Mexican place and Beef O'Brady's Sports Bar featuring $.40 wings and $2.00 long necks.
My dinner at Beef O'Brady's cost me $45. Today I feel like crap. OK, I feel worse than crap. I have taken a shower but my hands smell like questionable chicken wings. I have brushed my teeth, but my mouth tastes like old Milwaukee's Best. My question is this, will diayalis help? Beef has $10 pitchers of Bass tonight from 5 - 7 and my Walgreen's was out of Chaser.
For you youngsters out there don't be fooled by imposters. There are a lot of faux Irish sportsbars named after meat. You are probably not going to find Five Star cuisine at Pork Otooles or Lamb Mc' Obrien's.
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