May 29, 2007

Whale Watch 2007

Where the fuck are those fucking whales?

Are you afraid you might accidentally hit them with your car on your way to work or church? Are you losing sleep wondering if you are going to plow your Chevette into a beluga? Do you spend countless hours planning a "whale free" path to work?

Let us do the work for you! We'll track all whales for you with our state of the art Whale Tracker 2000 Doppler Whale Radar!

This week the whales seem to be concentrated in Kansas City and Memphis feeding. Take care to avoid these areas with your Memorial Day traveling!

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