Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
May 18, 2007
What's Wolfie Going to do?
Now that he has "resigned" from the job that allowed him to attract a woman, what's Wolfie going to do?
1) Take over the head position at the Keebler Elf tree. Get in nasty sexual harassment suit with Ernie.
2) The steel cage match we have all been waiting for Kucinich v. Wolfofwitz.
3) Test his "domino theory" with actual dominoes. Maybe it will go better for him this time.
4) Find another woman to pay to sleep with him.
5) Cash-in all those World Bank Debit Card rewards points he has earned and take a trip to Disney. Parlay into job as evil Elf in the Small Small World.
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