1) So a French guy, an Indian, a black guy and a retard walk into a bar...
2) So who's the retardant guy?
3) President Sarkozy: "Hey towel head, I love your Dr. Evil outfit from the Austin Powers Summer Collection.
Premier Singh: "Well, at least I'm not wearing a suit and tie from the J.C. Penny starter collection. Hey Georgie is that tie stain resistant?"
President Mbeki: "Click, cluck, cluck, click, click, snap."
President Bush: "What did my friend "Blackie say? I call him Blackie 'cause he's black."
Premier Singh: "He said "not only is it stain resistant, it is a clip-on."
1 comment:
I loves me a good snipple.
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