I want to thank you all for your phone calls, letters, emails, candy grams, and restraining orders. While I can never repay you for the support you have shown me, I can provide you with what you have asked for. That is why today I would like to share with you all a fact that my wife isn't even aware of. I have begun work on a pilot for a new TV show, Captain Chimp.
Captain Chimp breathes new life into an old premise. Set in the 12th year of the Iraq war, the government has run out of able bodied Americans to fight terror. Desperate for support, a crack group of CIA agents begin to train primates to fight in the place of humans.
But due to funding cuts, the program is disbanded, leaving America loving primates with no choice but to band together and take on Al Qaeda on their own. Captain Chimp and his loyal band of renegage primates aren't subject to the Geneva Convention (they may not have learned about it in their training program), leaving a dangerous group of blood thirsty group of simians for Al Qaeda to contend with.
Not since Hogan's Heroes has war been so funny!
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