Jul 14, 2008

Your Perfect Strangers Quote of the Day



[Larry has rented Balki a tuxedo]
Balki Bartokomous: Yours?
Larry Appleton: Yes.
Balki Bartokomous: Yours... looks... just like mine.
Larry Appleton: Yes.
Balki Bartokomous: But if we dress alike, how will people tell us apart?
Larry Appleton: Dental records.

2 comments:

Sue Carroll said...

also, the bifurcated penis.

Darth Roker said...

Room Mom Helper on the muscle! TMI, TMI, TMI -- I really hate that saying -- bifurcated penis.