Meatloaf's ticker or the DJIA market ticker? Both are going in the crapper.
First, our nation's financial system collapses and we learn that nobody in the US has two nickels to rub together and that we will all, ALL (including McCain voters) be looting supermarkets for cans of SPAM to put food on our collective table. McCain voters will be putting votes on their multiple tables.
Then we learn that Meatloaf collapsed while collecting an award at an awards ceremony. What does this mean for us? Meatloaf was not only invited to an awards ceremony, he won. The earth is going to open up and swallow us whole. What the hell is going on? If Meat gives the award back, will our problems go away? I am so confused!
No comments:
Post a Comment