Today Miller announced that they would no longer produce Zima. Do these bastards not understand how many times my Zima Warrior Prince costume got me laid at Halloween parties over the years? I mean what kind of cruel fuck would do this to a brother? All I have left is my Iron Man getup and my Porno Teletubbie suit -- which is kinda long in the tooth. Coors better not stop making Coors Light anytime soon. If that happens I may have to think.
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