Mustaches are cool

I wish I could grow a mustache as thick and bushy as the 'staches above. If I could, I would probably take an Oates, with the DeYoung or Henning being a close second. I find it hard to believe that most women won't want to grow their own mustache after seeing this (Italian women are exempt), instead opting for laser or wax removal of what could be a very defining trait.

If mustaches do make another come back I will need to find a high quality fake one. You know like the Russians and Chinese make out of wolves, mink, and the people they challenge. I am willing to pay a couple grand to be cool. It's worth it.