Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
"So I'm in the batroom,with my meat in my hand... I look up,and over by der, I see friggin Frank Sinatra, SO I say's to da jerkoff next to me,(Also wit meat in hand) Jesus H! It's the friggin man himself...Just den, this mudder fucker rips a friggin ass bomb that rocks da joint...Sinatra ,he don't even flinch,just shakes his meat, and say's "NO CLASS." It's like bein friggin blessed by da mudder fuckin pope!"
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"So I'm in the batroom,with my meat in my hand...
I look up,and over by der,
I see friggin Frank Sinatra,
SO I say's to da jerkoff next
to me,(Also wit meat in hand)
Jesus H! It's the friggin man
himself...Just den,
this mudder fucker rips
a friggin ass bomb that rocks da
joint...Sinatra ,he don't even
flinch,just shakes his meat,
and say's "NO CLASS."
It's like bein friggin blessed
by da mudder fuckin pope!"
I don't think I can handle the unholy marriage of Darth Roker and Johnny Pipewrench.
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