Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Dec 4, 2008
Just because...
Every once in a while, the Onion manages to get it right. When they do, we are there to salute them!
"I enjoy beating the crap out of guys wearing turtlenecks." "I enjoy wearing turtles" "I enjoy dick slapping bitches while wearing only the neck of a turtleneck" "I enjoy watching turtles neck" "I enjoy pulling my turtleneck up over my face and robbing old people" "I enjoy setting turtles on fire"
2 comments:
I have a few on this one...
"I enjoy beating the crap
out of guys wearing turtlenecks."
"I enjoy wearing turtles"
"I enjoy dick slapping bitches
while wearing only the neck
of a turtleneck"
"I enjoy watching turtles neck"
"I enjoy pulling my turtleneck up
over my face and robbing old people"
"I enjoy setting turtles on fire"
He should be holding a mug of General Foods International Coffee.
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