The guy pictured above took 26 years to solve Rubik's Cube. For this he gets his picture in the paper with these jaw dropping quotes:
'I have missed important events to stay in and solve it and I would lie awake at night thinking about it.
'I have had wrist and back problems from spending hours on it but it was all worth it. When I clicked that last bit into place and each face was a solid colour, I wept.'
Either Graham Parker is retarded, or he is the dumbest man alive. The article doesn't discuss if he has any physical issues that may have slowed him down, like incessant drooling or having flippers for hands, or maybe being color blind. No, this is just one really persistent dumb guy with no sense of self respect.
I can't remember the last thing that took me 26 years to do (insert get laid joke here), but if something took me 26 years to complete, it better damn well be more momentous than finishing a freaking puzzle.
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Well, at least he has his dashing good looks going for him.
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