Savor this while I am forced to work by my captors

The next few weeks promise to be very hectic for me. I know you find it hard to believe, but I don't earn enough from Streaming Drivel to make it a full-time job. Shocking, isn't it. Because of this, I am forced to work in order to put scrapple and mush on the table for my family. Don't feel sorry for me. I know I am one of the lucky 30 or 40 people left in the country with a job. I just won't be able to post as much as I would like to over the next week or two.