I hate to interupt our fantastic NCAA coverage, but I just learned that Congress is reconvening tomorrow to pass a bill to prohibit Taste Loss and to protect "one's inherint right to taste." When reached regarding the bill, Speaker of the House said "I have had enough of this crap about loss of taste. Do I look like I drink lite beer? Exactly, I would just as soon drink Kennedy's piss -- at least it has alcohol in it."
Oh yeah, Congress will also be voting on a bill so they can keep feeding a corpse.
More as the story develops
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