If you saw a dead cat on the side of the road, would you throw it a Milky Way bar? I didn't think so. Congress, pull the tube and let the delicious goodness of tube food be enjoyed by someone that can apprecite it.
So, Congress has decided to subpoena the lifeless body of Terri Shiavo to "hear her side of the story." I could make some lame comparison between her testimony and what Big Mac had to say, but my guess is she won't talk either.
Other subpoenas I would like Congress to issue:
Lucile Ball
Baretta's dead wife
Charlie McCarthy -- Edgar Bergen not needed
Rip Taylor -- only to pull back the subpoena once they realize it's only his career that is dead.
Dennis DeYoung -- see Rip Taylor
Edi Amin
A Yetti
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