Dear Mr. Chaucer:
What do you do to earn a living? Lord knows you can't earn a living by this crappy blog.
Ed Marzewski
Driver's Ed Teacher
Dear Mr. Marzewski:
Thanks for taking the time to view the blog. You would be surprised on how far you can make your neighbor's garbage stretch. Just last week, my neighbor threw-out a perfectly good lasagna. Now it doubles as lunch and a coffee table.
Actually, I am an inventor by nature. My latest invention is The Pozzle (TM)). The Pozzle was designed to make toilet time fun again! Just slip the Pozzle on the end of your penis and bingo, bango, bongo, you can pee around corners. Want a focused stream? Just put on a different tip. You can even create a fine mist.
Pozzles (TM) will be available at fine adult bookstores and Target Stores near you. They come with targets and in 5 fashionable characters -- George Bush, Bill Clinton, Brian Dennehy, The Tasmanian Devil, and David Spade. Collect all 5 but be careful not to trade! Pozzles are for amusement purposes only, please do not use Pozzles as a contraceptive device.
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