That's right, Mr. and Mrs. hepcat. Jeff has not one, not two, not three, but five brand new albums of music that he has put together just for you. Each album was created to capture a prominent point in Jeff's life.
1) When She Was Hot and I Could Get Over Myself: Music That Reminds Me I used to Pork Geena Davis
"It's a little dark, it's a little kinky, it's a lot of me." Jeff
2) Rub Myself Raw: Music I Listen to While Watching Little Boys do Chores.
"This one is so naughty, yet practical and like me, user friendly." Goldy
3)Watching it Rise: Music I listen to While Baking
"Few people know how much I enjoy baking in the nude. It's really one of my greatest releases." JG
4) Music to Conserve to
"I love listening to this album in my Prius. Some people say they aren't practical yet. I just think they are flat out cute." The Goldman
5) Music to Listen to When Thinking About Me"As you might guess, this is my favorite album. I think about myself a lot and I know you do too. Be careful, because like me, music can be addictive." Jeffums
There you have it Goldheads, get out to your local Walmart or Sunoco and pick up all five today!
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