More Poop on The Pope

I don't have too much to shovel today, just one little tidbit. This past Saturday I was lucky enough to play bocce with the Cardinal from Guam. During our match, the subject of Pope Bennie being a Nazi came up. While the Cardinal was quick to say that he believes Bennie had no choice but to be a member of Hitler's Youth, he also stated that like me and my high school letter jacket, he thinks Bennie may put his uniform on from time to time to see if he has gained any weight.