Jun 21, 2005

Guest Blogger Charles Thornton

I may live in small town America, (Marengo, Oh) but I think I have a pretty big view of the world. And in my view, there is no room for nuculear gun toting dictators like Saddam to be eating Cheetos and Doritos while in jail.

When did this country get so soft? I have worked at a foundry for 31 years, I have worked up to the point where I can splurge on a fun sized bag of Doritos from time to time, but to hear that this guy can eat an entire family sized bag in 10 minutes just boils my blood. Jail is not for Doritos, jail is Funion country. Jail is for people that get Cheese Puffs -- not Cheetos.

My President tells me he is guilty, far be it for me to question the President. But when I was told that Saddam won't eat Fruit Loops and prefers Raisin Bran Crunch, I knew he was a mass murdering pile of crap. This country was born on the back of Fruit Loops and it will die eating Fruit Loops!

Why do we allow the guards to talk with him? In my day, the guards would be up for treason. Not featureed in some fancy pants magazine. What is going on here? Let's kill him and the guards and save our cereal and chips for the Americans that deserve them.

Charlie Thornton IIII

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