There's been a lot of outrage lately regarding the behavior of my good friend and D&D partner Tom Cruise. Recently Tom has been behaving in ways that others may find strange. He's been on Oprah -- that's strange -- jumping on couches -- which we have all done -- and jumping on that Dawson's Creek smoove Katie Holmes or something like that, something we would all LIKE to do.
Yes, he was kinda pissy to Matt Lauer, but wouldn't we all like to piss on Mat Lauer's parade? I mean he's a real ass!
Here's a chunk of info that did scare me about TC. Long story short, Tom through the 19 sided die the other night and as he was counting his hit points, he mentioned to me that oddest thing happened in bed the other night with Katie. In a moment of passion, Katie yelled out "oh Iceman'... not Maverick, like normal. In return, Tom yelled out "oh Tom, you're so good," as he normally does.
Now Tom doesn't want Katie anywhere near Val Kilmer and Katie doesn't want Tom anywhere around a mirror.
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