American Ingenuity: Running on Empty

So, I am watching TV the other night and I saw a commercial from Burger King for something named Chicken Fries. Slivers of battered chicken that come in a more convenient package for dipping. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I ran a Google Search for Chicken Fries and found that BK is not even the Creator of Chicken Fries. No, they stole the idea from Country star and frozen food guru Dwight Yoakom.

Isn't it pathetic when a company can't even come up with a horrible idea on their own? On my way home tonight I am going to pick up some Chicken Fries and wash them down with some Clear Pepsi.