Thoughts on John G. Roberts

My thoughts on John G. Roberts...If that is his real name are really limited to a few main themes.

1) The President couldn't have found a more vanilla sounding nominee. As a matter of fact, I am pretty certain that the speeding ticket I received when I was 17 and altered to buy beer with used that name. I think I used the name again when I hooked up with two dancers in Dubuque a few years ago. John G. may want to start using his real name before his real family catches on his act.

2) Who the heck dresses his family? Look at the oufits his wife and daughter are wearing. Not convinced that this family hasn't watched TV more recently than Leave it To Beaver? Take a look at Jack's garb! That is either the coolest short sleeve and pant suit or I am looking at blue coulats! His kicks are even better! I had no idea that Buster Brown was still in business.

3) The dancing. Anyone that thought John G. Roberts would be against gays need look no farther than his son Jack. His dancing is fabulous. If John G. Isn't open minded now, he will become more open minded when Jack busts those moves in Key West.