Angry Man in Da House!

For months I have been restraining myself from bitching about The Great Stephen A Smith. Why have I restrained myself? Because most every other person that has been subjected to watching 5 minutes of him has said all that I though needed to be said. "What a piece of trash." "Look, someone let a talking wet rat with an attitude on TV." "Why is he yelling at me? I didn't do anything to him." Are the typical reactions I hear when his highness graces us with his presence.

Now comes word that Stephen A -- not to be confused with Stephen Q, has landed a deal with ESPN for his own show entitled Quite Frankly. To me it is amazing that he was able to extract himself from Terrell Owen's or Allen Iverson's ass long enough to host a 1/2 hour show every day. I cannot imagine that the American viewing public wants this. Another 2 1/2 hours a week of Stephen A slurping TO's unit should pretty much end his career.

I am entranced with his commercial that features a rant about how great the Patriots are. According to Stephen A they have 40 stars that are all willing to take a pay cut to play there. Name them. I want to hear 40 stars on the roster. What about Richard Seymour, didn't he hold out for more money? Then the great one outdoes himself. He says "and they have Tom Brady... quite frankly, that's all you need!" Really? I hope Bob Kraft doesn't hear that and shitcan those 40 stars that took pay cuts. Tom Brady vs. the Eagles, Tom Brady vs. Indianapolis. I will take my chances with either of those entire two teams vs. Tom Brady alone. Don't get me wrong, Tom Brady is a hell of a QB. I just think that when he drops back to pass to himself that one of the other teams 40 non-stars will be able to cover him as he runs to catch the pass.

Personally, I am hoping ESPN sends him to Montana for the 50 Days, 50 Cities promotion to cover a rodeo. He won't be able to find it within himself to say one kind word about one of the bull riders. Instead, after a good run, you'll hear something like "well, the bull should be ashamed of himself, he took that one off." If there happens to be one black rider, Stephen A will immediately attach himself to his rectum and start chirping that the rider isn't paid enough and that the white riders get the better bulls to ride.

After the rodeo, the rodeo clowns will take turns branding him with their own belt buckles.

Quite frankly this man needs to be stopped. Please, stop the madness. Please stop the pain. Let's band together and turn the fool off.