As many of you know, I recently moved to Alabama. Being a citizen of Alabama, requires one to change some of their habits. For instance, I don't read as much as I used to. I fill that time by sitting on the front porch and playing my banjo. Living in Alabama also requires one to follow college football. The last two weekends I have spent a substantial chunk of my time watching football on Saturday. I even have watched ESPN Game Day in order to know a bit more about the players. I had no idea the Nick Lachay knew anything about sports, let alone college football. What the heck is he doing on College Game Day? More importantly, if people didn't hate Michigan before last Saturday, I am sure that watching Bo Schembechler and Nick Lachay bark out the lyrics to The Victor didn't help matters.
Note to Buckeyes fans, you should be ashamed of yourself. That panty wipe came into your stadium and sang your arch rival's theme song and you let him walk out of there unscathed. No wonder Texas dropped your team like a bad transmission. Oh yeah, and thanks for bringing the world Maurice Clarrett too. Looks like he learned quite a bit at your esteemed institution.
How do we stop this Lachay thing from becoming a weekly item on College Game Day? It's bad enough that we have to sit through hours of human interest stories to watch Lee Corso wear the mascot head, but do we really have to sit through Nick Lachay AND Desmond Howard as well?
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