For the last year or so readers have heard me piss and moan about "Baby Bob," the "spokes baby" for Quizno's. As you know, I can't stand the concept of talking babies. Quizno's took that one step further, grown women sexually interested in talking babies.
Well, meet Baby Wally, the Streaming Drivel spokes baby. Baby Wally has all the savoir fair of Baby Bob and other talents as well. It's only a matter of time until Wally gets his own show on CBS featuring Elliott Gould, that hot piece of ass Joely Fisher and the ever sultry Holland Taylor (who doesn't want to climb in her Depends)?
Ok, baby Wally can do better. Here's my casting. Tom Selleck takes Gould's place -- Tom has previous baby experience.
Brooke Burke takes Fisher's role. Nothing wrong with Joely, but she's no Brooke Burke. Sure Burke's acting is unbelievable. But this whole freaking show is unbelievable!
And Holland Taylor's role will be played by Cheryl Ladd. Sure, there are no Depends to crawl into...yet. But just give her some time. Check out her latest work, a piece for drug manufacturer Wyeth on talkingtoyourdoctor.com. I never thought listening to a woman discuss talking to your doctor about menapause could be so alluring.
Anyway, look for Baby Wally coming everywhere this Fall!
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