My First Step

I know the first step in overcoming any problem is admitting your problem. Well, as I type this I am screaming high on Relacore. Sure, I could be dishonest to myself, and you the reader and say I took it to get rid of "unwanted belly fat," but I think we all know why I took it. I needed a "feel good pill" to pick me up. So, I sit here in my unlit family room, wearing nothing but a pair of nuthuggers, with a pacifier in my mouth and light sticks in both hands, as high as a kite on a Relacore bender that will not quit.

Are my thoughts focused on ending my addiction to pills that millions of people are using to relieve stress and reduce their body fat? No. My thoughts are about how funny Steve Landesberg and Jack Soo were together on Barney Miller.