Taking the day off today to watch the "big dance?" Then you my friend are my guaranteed to be upset when you listen to an entire day of Billy Packer venting his spleen on all things played on a 94' x 50' slab of wood.
By 3:00 you will be shoving toothpicks into your sinus cavities to relieve the pressure.
By 4:00 you will believe that Packer invented basketball.
By 6:00 you will find yourself driving to a local Wal-Mart and purchasing all of their ammo.
By 8:00 you will be driving the bullets into your skull with a hammer.
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