Today's Snipple

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Ok, that was too easy.
Let's try --ooooh, looks like someone is going to earn an indirect kick for illegal touching (hands).
Let's see if I can earn a yellow card.
Looks like someone "pulled the goalie."
OK, I quit. Soccer (football) humor just blows.