Dear Chevy:

I know how you work.
You want me to think that a Chevy Cobalt is the Corvette's little brother? Really?
I know it's just a Cavalier dressed up for Halloween. How stupid do you think I am?
Do you want to sell more cars? How about we stop building Cavaliers and start building something people want?
How about building your cars out of something that doesn't feel like the wax dinosaur that I bought at the Brookfield Zoo when I was a kid? I think my mom put a dollar in a machine and I saw two pieces of the mold come together, they inject the wax and then suddenly move apart to reveal a dinosaur that drops to the door at the bottom of the machine. I would always open the door a bit early and have a difficult time holding the dinosaur because it was so hot. I imagine having the same time sitting in one of your "Cobalts."