So while most of you were out at 3:00 am lining up to purchase toaster ovens and singing bass for 75% off, I was in line buying carbon offsets at ridunculous prices. That's right, I went to DiscountCarbonOffsets.com during their Door Busters sale and loaded up and saved!
How much did I buy? More importantly, how much did I save? Let's just say that everyone in my extended family can each drive semi-trucks full of cattle, while chain smoking cigars and drinking soda out of Styrofoam cups, with the AC maxed-out for the rest of their lives, and we are still ahead in the game. Suck that Al Gore!
What's more, I received a scratch-off card that I used to win a goat. Sure I was supposed to send the goat to a family in Africa so they could use it for milk, etc. , but my daughter deserves a goat. Enjoy it honey! Make sure to wear your helmet while you are riding it!
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are you feeling okay?
Getting better every minute. Starting tomorrow it's just me and a 17 month-old for a week. Poor kid. She doesn't know what life has in store for her.
Is Mrs. Roker going to be alright?
Try not to watch too much TV. Let me know if you need me to talk you down from shooting passers-by from the rooftop.
Mrs. R is going to be just fine. She's got some killer meds and is away at a conference where she may be able to get some sleep. Worry about me and my daughter. My meds weren't as good and little roker is a handful today.
Oooh, she's gonna be acting out 'cause mommy's gone, too.
And if she senses weakness in you, you're done for.
I think we fought to a draw yesterday. She didn't take a real afternoon nap, but I did get her in bed for the night a bit early.
I have always admired the single mom, but I bet by the end of the week my admiration will grow exponentially.
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