Top Tancredo Campaign Slogans
- Tancredo Happens
- You can win it even if nobody knows you're in it.
- See the flag on my lapel? That means I am an American. Where's yours? More importantly, where's your green card?
- A vote for Tancredo is a vote that will be added to the vote I get from my hairpiece.
- Tancredo. That's T-A-N-C-R-E-D-O. Yes, 1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 Sausage. $15.00? Are you fucking kidding me? How much are you paying the Mexican that made it, $2.00? So you are clearing like $10.00 on that pizza? You are raping me. You know that? Raping me.
- I shot, gutted, and stuffed an illegal jumping over a fence in San Diego. He now welcomes guests to my rumpus room.
- Tancredo. Even my hair is powered on fossil fuels.
- Tancredo. So anti Mexican he won't even eat at Taco Bell.
- Try a Tancredo -- it's 3 parts Tanqueray 1 part butterscotch liquor
- Tancredo -- If this doesn't work out for me, I can get you a deal on some siding.
4 comments:
I'd like to see him naked before I decide to vote for him.
just vomited in my mouth.
He's a fun guy. I once played Ultimate Frisbee with him and Vincent Price. Tom's rug was the frisbee.
Really? I played Frolf with him and he totally stiffed me on two bets we had. Tool.
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