Nov 29, 2007

Top Tancredo Campaign Slogans


  1. Tancredo Happens
  2. You can win it even if nobody knows you're in it.
  3. See the flag on my lapel? That means I am an American. Where's yours? More importantly, where's your green card?
  4. A vote for Tancredo is a vote that will be added to the vote I get from my hairpiece.
  5. Tancredo. That's T-A-N-C-R-E-D-O. Yes, 1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 Sausage. $15.00? Are you fucking kidding me? How much are you paying the Mexican that made it, $2.00? So you are clearing like $10.00 on that pizza? You are raping me. You know that? Raping me.
  6. I shot, gutted, and stuffed an illegal jumping over a fence in San Diego. He now welcomes guests to my rumpus room.
  7. Tancredo. Even my hair is powered on fossil fuels.
  8. Tancredo. So anti Mexican he won't even eat at Taco Bell.
  9. Try a Tancredo -- it's 3 parts Tanqueray 1 part butterscotch liquor
  10. Tancredo -- If this doesn't work out for me, I can get you a deal on some siding.

4 comments:

Ubermilf said...

I'd like to see him naked before I decide to vote for him.

Darth Roker said...

just vomited in my mouth.

CTK said...

He's a fun guy. I once played Ultimate Frisbee with him and Vincent Price. Tom's rug was the frisbee.

Darth Roker said...

Really? I played Frolf with him and he totally stiffed me on two bets we had. Tool.