Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Nov 1, 2007
Whilst I am recuperating from TB or whatever I have...
This is why I need Ubermilf in my life. If she would have shared with me the hooker code of conduct that she swore to, I wouldn't have to buy one of Magic Johnson's AIDS cocktails.
So far Ubermilf has tought me: 1) 20 years ago I was too sexy for the boys locker room. Because of this, at least one marriage has been ruined. I sincerly apologize for any troubles my raging masculinity may have cause 20 years ago.
2) I should not be putting my lips on a ho's hoo ha. Failure to follow this rule will result in my "little roker" falling off. I will now go to ACE to buy some duct tape just in case.
5 comments:
He's no Ozone, I'll tell you that right now.
You shouldn't put your mouth on the hookers' orifices. That's how you get sick.
This is why I need Ubermilf in my life. If she would have shared with me the hooker code of conduct that she swore to, I wouldn't have to buy one of Magic Johnson's AIDS cocktails.
So far Ubermilf has tought me:
1) 20 years ago I was too sexy for the boys locker room. Because of this, at least one marriage has been ruined. I sincerly apologize for any troubles my raging masculinity may have cause 20 years ago.
2) I should not be putting my lips on a ho's hoo ha. Failure to follow this rule will result in my "little roker" falling off. I will now go to ACE to buy some duct tape just in case.
I'm not a hooker. I'm way to lazy for that.
I just read a lot of books.
I need to get invited to Ubermilf's book club.
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