Bush brokers Easter Truce

President George Bush poses with the Easter Bunny.

Looks like both parties were able to put the animosity aside and hammer out a deal as President Bush appeared for photos with the Easter Bunny this past Sunday. Apparently in exchange for a map of where the bunny hid all of George's eggs, the bunny was promised that the continued water boarding and frying of her family members by the Bush Clan would be stopped. Moreover, Billy Bush, must stay at least 500 yards from all domestic farm animals and pets.