Mar 26, 2008

So I finally get to see the specialist today


Hugh Downs: Still Alive

Since I have moved to North Carolina, I haven't been feeling really well. Acold leads to the flu. Which leads to sinus congestion that makes me go deaf. Which makes me want to listen to Josh Grobin, but that's another story for another time. What I mean to say is that while waiting 3 weeks to see a specialist, I have spent a great deal of time self diagnosing myself on WebMD, and I think I have Hugh Downs Syndrome. I look and feel old. I constantly want to go to the bathroom, and my hairline has started to recede at a record rate. Anyone know a cure?

4 comments:

CTK said...

Can you still chew your own food?

Darth Roker said...

I wish -- I hired a poor Mexican girl to chew, diggest, and regurgitate my food to me... just like the real Hugh Downs.

Ubermilf said...

All silliness aside (really, CTK, the man is suffering. I am aghast at your lack of compassion), I had the same thing and it didn't clear up until the ENT guy gave me a combo of Z-pack (antibiotic) Allegra-D and Nasonex.

Also, Hugh Downs is dead sexy. Mrs. Roker is one lucky gal.

Darth Roker said...

Right now I have prednisone and Amoxicillin. I took a Z-pack about two weeks ago - the Dr. had me take the whole thing at once. I am hoping they just remove a sinus passage at this point.