Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Mar 13, 2008
Not worth $5000
Maybe a tire rotation and a ham sandwich, but she is way too New Jersey for me. I would have thought $5k could do much more for you. Since she is a dirty New Jersey type, this may lead credence to my thought that she is a very, very dirty girl and Mr. Spitz has needs that are so scary, that it leads him to pay $5k to screw a girl from NJ. He could have at least kept his money in-state and patronized a NY whore and maybe received the hometown discount or a coupon at Blimpie's or something.
Maybe he just isn't good with his money and needs whore broker to negotiate the deals? Either way, I am very disappointed in Spitz.
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You have no idea what she can do with those two fingers.
For 5 large I bet she let him give her a Miami Trumpet.
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