Mar 13, 2008

Not worth $5000


Maybe a tire rotation and a ham sandwich, but she is way too New Jersey for me. I would have thought $5k could do much more for you. Since she is a dirty New Jersey type, this may lead credence to my thought that she is a very, very dirty girl and Mr. Spitz has needs that are so scary, that it leads him to pay $5k to screw a girl from NJ. He could have at least kept his money in-state and patronized a NY whore and maybe received the hometown discount or a coupon at Blimpie's or something.

Maybe he just isn't good with his money and needs whore broker to negotiate the deals? Either way, I am very disappointed in Spitz.

2 comments:

Ubermilf said...

You have no idea what she can do with those two fingers.

CTK said...

For 5 large I bet she let him give her a Miami Trumpet.