Meet Shirley, she's a freaking hoot.
Meet mine. I like to call her Shirley (her real name is Penny). She is my version of Howard Stern's Beetlejuice. OK, she doesn't rap or circle fat on insecure women wearing bathing suits, but she does ride a Rascal Scooter and lists her best friend as "Millie" a piece of Indian Fry Bread (don't call it an Elephant Ear otherwise she will scratch your eyes out) she bought during 3rd grade. Shirley will be signing copies of her new book "Millie and Me:25 Years of Leavened Love," at the Borders Bookstore in Naperville, IL.
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