Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Jun 2, 2008
What I am thankful for today
Today I am thankful that it appears as if people are about to stop turning the crank on this thing. And by "turning the crank" I don't mean what Hillary is used to her supporters doing to her. It's time to go away, Hillz. Good Lord you were annoying. I said Goodbye already. Why won't you stay in your freaking box? You pain in the ass. Must duct tape the lid down. Must rip crank of the side of box. I said Good Day Now! Turns out that today I am thankful for Gorilla Tape.
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What are you talking about? She just took Puerto Rico! She can't be stopped!
Did you ever see Piranha 2, where the evil scientist cross-breeds the piranhas with like bees and dobermans and shit? THAT'S HILLARY. I'm fucking serious, dude.
Netflix it, and don't tell me I never toldja so.
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