Jun 19, 2008

Your looking live at a 700 lb man


Fat guy meets a salad.

That's right, when I am feeling fat and pushing 220 lbs., I am going to whip out this picture of a guy that weighs 7 balloons, and have the confidence to order that pizza and super size that Coke.

I'm not a big fan of government intervention, but I think somewhere around 5 spins the government should come into your home and install signs that say "Don't feed the fatty." Here are my signs that you may want to order the small fries:
  • You can't use a scale designed for humans
  • You are required by law to stop at all weigh stations on federal highways
  • Your Dr. wants to use the fan belt from your Chevy Tahoe for your gastric bypass
  • You routinely have to stop mountain climbers from scaling "Mount Fat Ass"
  • Blood type: gravy
  • One of these things no longer helps to reach those "hard to reach places"
What am I missing?

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