Meet Megan. Megan has made a career out of being on "reality" TV shows. My guess it's more the huge sweater cows than her SAT scores that has helped her land on three different shows, but I have new found respect for her.
On her latest effort to become famous, she is part of the cast on I Love Money. Which is quite possibly the worst reality show ever. Yes, it's worse than Temptation Island. It's even worse than Big Brother 96. The only redeeming quality of the show is its honesty. This group of castoffs from Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Beauty and The Geek and I Love Plumbers, Rock of Love, etc. is quite possibly a real world Island of Misfit Toys. This genetic bouillabaisse is really absolutely frightening -- just take a look at "Midget Mac," Their best trait is that they all openly admit they are on the show for one thing, money.
Last week all of the cast members were asked what they would do with the $250,000 prize if they won. Some of these special folks claimed the would buy things for their mother. Some would blow it on hookers, but Megan had it right. She wants to publicize the plight of the "retarded dog." That's right, she claims her dog is retarded and that it loves her just as much as a "non-retarded dog." How can you argue with that?
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This is ubermilf, but I'm too lazy to change my login.
I had a dream with you in it last night. Dilf and I were paying you a visit, and you were enraged at a group of kite-flying enthusiasts who were holding an event in your neighborhood.
You were taking their kites and throwing them in the garbage.
You were kind of a dick about it, but the kite flyers were really loud and obnoxious.
Funny, I had a dream about you as well. There weren't any kites and Dilf wasn't in it either. What are your thoughts about tapioca?
Seriously, I am pro kites. If they were frolfers I could see being a dick and taking away their "discs." Frolfers are so pathetic.
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