Jul 20, 2008

Raul Castro to take over control of Cuba Gooding Jr




Raul Castro has been unanimously selected to succeed his brother Fidel in taking control of Cuba Gooding Jr's. career.

Fidel Castro stepped down after nearly half a century in charge saying that assuming control of Cuba Gooding Junior's career was something that he felt was "a challenge not even myself is capable of doing."

"With movies like Daddy Daycare, Boat Trip, Snow Dogs, Radio, and Rat Race, people find it hard to remember that Cuba was once an Oscar winner. His role selection is something that we will have to work on," said Raul Castro. "We in Cuba have lived through hurricanes, while they can do a great deal of damage, they are nothing like a significant role in Norbit can do. It could take years to rebuild this man's career," added Fidel Castro.

The US said Raul Castro's appointment offered potential for change but said its embargo of Cuba Gooding Jr. movies would remain until there was a transition to quality movie roles worth the $12.00 ticket of admission.

"There is a possibility and potential for change in Cuba Gooding Jr., but those changes will have to be born inside Cuba," said Assistant Secretary of State Tom Shannon.

2 comments:

Ubermilf said...

I can't read your teeny tiny reverse type. But anything about Cuba Gooding Jr. and the Assistant Secretary of State must be good.

Anonymous said...

Well written article.