Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
My dad always told me to stay away from high mileage broads for similar reasons. I heard that after 36,000 miles or 36 years their vaginas can just fall off. That's why I trade my women in every 30,000 miles.
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Be careful.
We're not too far behind.
Do your knees creak? My knees creak.
I can barely chew my own food anymore.
My dad always told me to stay away from high mileage broads for similar reasons. I heard that after 36,000 miles or 36 years their vaginas can just fall off. That's why I trade my women in every 30,000 miles.
I don't see any ads on TV for new vaginas because the vaginas don't work anymore.
I DO see plenty of erectile disfunction ads.
You're the one who should be replaced.
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