Sep 19, 2006

Turds on Wheels



Segway has announced that they are recalling all their 23,500 scooters due to a a software glitch that can make their wheels unexpectedly reverse direction, causing riders to fall off -- and in at least one incident, break some teeth. Unfortunately for the rest of us, Segway cannot recall the 23,500 idiots that bought the scooters. (Editor's note: Weren't these things supposed to revolutionize transportation and make cars and walking obsolete? Call me a cynic, but 5,000 per sales per year revolutionizes transportation much the same way Shawn Bradley revolutionized the NBA).

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