Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Sep 19, 2006
Turds on Wheels
Segway has announced that they are recalling all their 23,500 scooters due to a a software glitch that can make their wheels unexpectedly reverse direction, causing riders to fall off -- and in at least one incident, break some teeth. Unfortunately for the rest of us, Segway cannot recall the 23,500 idiots that bought the scooters. (Editor's note: Weren't these things supposed to revolutionize transportation and make cars and walking obsolete? Call me a cynic, but 5,000 per sales per year revolutionizes transportation much the same way Shawn Bradley revolutionized the NBA).
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