What Could He Be Talking About?

Caller: Do you have Prince Albert in a Can?
Wally the Walrus: I don't know what you are talking about. I am a walrus.
Caller: Then you'd better let him out!

Caller: Hello! Is your refrigerator running?
Wally: I am a walrus you idiot, I don't have a refrigerator a bunch of idiots dressed like the crocodile hunter climb over a fence and throw worms and dead infant seals at me. I suppose I could salt and cure the meat and bury it under the concrete they claim represents my natural habitat, but I am trying to cut down on the sodium in my diet.
Caller: Then you'd better go catch it!
Wally: Dude, you have no idea what a crappy wireless phone plan I have. I am paying like $.50 a minute for this garbage, and I lose calls all the time. If they ever let me out of this dump I am going to transfer ownership of this phone to you, and hunt you down like the gastropod you are, dial a phone sex line in Thailand and rectally force feed you this crappy piece of 1992 Motorola technology.