Yesterday's death of Cory Lidle and his male Companion has garnered quite a bit of media attention, especially from the chip-off-the old Schaap himself, Jeremy Schaap. But there are a lot of unanswered questions regarding this plane crash and here are some I would like to ask Jeremy.
1) When did Cory Lidle become a member of Al-Qadea?
2) What did the government know about his plan to crash his plane into a building? And when did it know?
3) Was Cory Lidle a congressional page?
4) With an E.R.A. of 4.85, Lidle did not display what I would call pinpoint accuracy this year. What allowed him to hit the building with a plane, but not a baseball?
5) Why was Schaap Talk canceled? Certainly the network knows that Dick Schaap is just as interesting dead as he was alive, right?
6) Was this a plan by George Steinbrenner to keep the Mets out of the newspaper?
7) How will this impact Joe Torre? Is he still the managerof the Yankees?
8) Who is that Asian guy that shows up on ESPN from time to time? You know the guy with too many perfect teeth in his mouth, Mark Foley hair, and a snappy suit. He kind of looks like you would see him outside a bar in Thailand ushering people in to see his "dancers."
9) How bad does Chris Berman smell?
10) Is Michael Irvin's crackpipe in the glove compartment of your car?
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