Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Oct 12, 2006
NBC's New Game Show
NBC has unveiled a new game show. Hosted by Bob Saget, 1 vs. 100 pits a contestant against 100 other people in a test of trivia skills for a $1 million prize. If you have seen the commercial, it looks an awful lot like Deal or No Deal. As a matter of fact it comes from the people who created Deal or No Deal.
Aren't we tired of trivia? I think that is why Deal or No Deal is popular -- it is pure luck. That is why I want to propose a new game show of my own. It's called Playmaker and could utilize the Deal or No Deal Set with minimal changes. Take away the 50 babes and 50 brief cases. Replace them with 50 glove compartments and 50 crack whores. A contestant gets to choose one glove compartment that he wants to keep.
The same process as Deal or No Deal then takes place. A dealer calls and makes offers for what's in your glove compartment, blah blah blah. At the end, you get to keep what is in your glove compartment or cut a deal with the dealer. If you take the glove compartment you get to keep the contents of the compartment. If inside the glove compartment you find a crack pipe, you then go to the bonus round. At which point you get a list of 5 potential excuses as to who the crack pipe belongs to. If you pick an excuse not used by Michael Irvin, you win the contents plus $1 million.
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